Hello if you need a writer to talk about video games, comics, TV, films then I am extremely, painfully available for work.
Please I have a mortgage and I ordered too many children.
boost if you're old
fav if you're young
both if you're in that age range where society has pretty much abandoned you and neglects to inform you of your status
In two years we'll be farther from the commercial release of the CD than that date was from World War II.
Ask not how many mastodon accounts a person needs
Ask instead: hold up, I can have an account 100% dedicated to livetweeting my marathon bingewatching of Buffy, and that's okay?
tfw your life is a clusterfuck of turmoil, but you aren't invested enough in Masto to share the memes you use to cope, so you just go silent for days, maybe even weeks
So the narrative now is that we're all ditching twitter because solidarity only gets shown for white women and... Like I don't doubt there's racism there but there are so many reasons to ditch twitter, more than just this last week's events, I'm not ditching it for that Rose person, I'm ditching it so people can consider switching to Mastodon because twitter is a bot filled nazi sanctuary
Things I've overheard at work (various jobs) Show more
"I got drunk again and ordered another sofa."
"She's got willies hanging from her ears. Willies. Willy earrings."
"I had a mate who used 'lol' a lot in texting, so I got hold of his phone and made 'lol' autocorrect to 'suck my balls'."
"I can't get into the Windows box, not even to type 'Fuck you, goddamn Windows box'."
"[Cow-irker] drove over her handbag. It's stuck in her wheel arch."
"Why have we got four nipples?" "So we can milk each other."
God damn i love this