#php typed properties have been merged with master!
I was asked how best to clean up some code.
The answer was to draw a pentagram on the ground and attempt to summon the old ones.
Nothing but fire can cleanse this.
I was tasked with removing a bunch of legacy code no longer in use.
570 files changed, 2694 insertions(+), 150456 deletions(-)
Oh baby. I can only get so erect.
I am going to smack the next person who talks to me about "webscale" technologies.
Buddy, you cannot keep blaming the tools. Everything slows to a crawl if used inappropriately.
It’s really nice when long term planning pays out.
About 10 months ago I was contracted to do some stuff and I made some decisions that ended up costing a few days of dev time, but it is saving me weeks of time now.
High-five past me. You did good.
“Bed Bath and Beyond” stores feel like walking around in late night TV commercials.
Looks like Century Link got their act together. Ping times and speeds are still all over the place, but things look to be back to somewhat "normal."
Lets hope it stays that way!
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Dev Rant Show more
I am working with a junior dev who thinks he is some hot shit.
Just this morning he assigned an issue to me. He tried to fix a problem, changed a bunch of files, decided it was too big of a task, so committed everything he had so far and pushed it to the QA branch. Syntax errors and all.
"Hey judahnator, I cant seem to get this working. It keeps giving me errors. Can you give it a look?"
Programmer shit talk Show more
There is an older retired gentleman in my poker group who worked on old IBM mainframes way back in the day.
He loves to poke fun at the younger programmers when talking about problems they are trying to solve at work.
"It must be so hard for you guys to troubleshoot problems on a computer with a screen that displays an error message with a stack trace of exactly what went wrong."