Dev Rant Show more
I am working with a junior dev who thinks he is some hot shit.
Just this morning he assigned an issue to me. He tried to fix a problem, changed a bunch of files, decided it was too big of a task, so committed everything he had so far and pushed it to the QA branch. Syntax errors and all.
"Hey judahnator, I cant seem to get this working. It keeps giving me errors. Can you give it a look?"
Programmer shit talk Show more
There is an older retired gentleman in my poker group who worked on old IBM mainframes way back in the day.
He loves to poke fun at the younger programmers when talking about problems they are trying to solve at work.
"It must be so hard for you guys to troubleshoot problems on a computer with a screen that displays an error message with a stack trace of exactly what went wrong."
How is it only 18:45!? It is dark o'clock. It is time to use the sleep.
Call your mom. She misses you.
Found this fun #laravel #php package on reddit: https://packagist.org/packages/djaxho/laravel-cats
Not mine, but I will definitely get some use out of it.
Shameless self promotion Show more
I pushed out a new version to my #laravel JSON manipulator package.
Now with support for custom attribute names (less guessing) and default JSON values!
It is dark o'clock. Time to use the sleep.
In the spirit of silly things...
WTF is this Microsoft? This is a perfectly good copy of Windows that I have owned for several years. Heck, I still have the OEM box somewhere.
Why do you hate your users?
I'm not sure how I feel about this whole "winter" thing.
My body sees that the day star has gone to sleep and decides its time to do the same.
Come on me, get yourself together. Its only 17:30 FFS.
In the work I do, no matter what it is, I always try to end the day proud of the work I did. Maybe I was limited in scope or time, but I always want to go home content that I did my best.
I did not meet that goal today.
Making some important steps in a project. Its really cool to see your code grow from "concept" to "actually working in production."
I am slowly moving from "Santa is going to give me coal" to "Santa is going to kick me in the face."